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Re: funny

Post by greggerypeccary » 17 Oct 2019, 14:28

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Post by SethBullock » 15 Oct 2019, 21:52

DonDeeHippy wrote:Hey Seth I really need the man scripts, that was awesome and mothra yes it’s no longer funny if you have to explain, love them both


:bgrin

Re: funny

Post by DonDeeHippy » 15 Oct 2019, 16:16

Hey Seth I really need the man scripts, that was awesome and mothra yes it’s no longer funny if you have to explain, love them both

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Post by SethBullock » 15 Oct 2019, 12:53

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Post by mothra » 14 Oct 2019, 19:09

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Post by Squire » 03 Oct 2019, 16:37

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Post by Squire » 03 Oct 2019, 11:46

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Re: funny

Post by HBS Guy » 25 Sep 2019, 19:30

Hah!

Re: funny

Post by Aussie » 25 Sep 2019, 17:27

HBS Guy wrote:Q. What are 10,000 lawyers on the bottom of the sea?

A. A good start.


They arrived and found no room. Coppers had it covered.

Re: funny

Post by Aussie » 25 Sep 2019, 17:25

Re: funny

Post by HBS Guy » 20 Sep 2019, 19:45

Q. What are 10,000 lawyers on the bottom of the sea?

A. A good start.

Re: funny

Post by Aussie » 20 Sep 2019, 18:40

Oh come orn......it is as old as the hills, but still a good one.

Re: funny

Post by johnsmith » 20 Sep 2019, 15:59

:c

Re: funny

Post by HBS Guy » 20 Sep 2019, 15:54

Ahahahahaha! Good one!

Re: funny

Post by Aussie » 20 Sep 2019, 14:27

Hehe.

Re: funny

Post by SethBullock » 20 Sep 2019, 14:18

Here's one for Aussie ...

The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido , has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00.

His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!" The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!" The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

The lawyer replies, "He says fuck you, you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

Don't you just love lawyers?

Re: funny

Post by johnsmith » 19 Sep 2019, 18:14

HBS Guy wrote:That is how he got swooped! :c :c :c


I don't understand why people panic when magpies swoop. He had a bike helmet on .. let it swoop.

Re: funny

Post by HBS Guy » 19 Sep 2019, 11:42

It was for one cyclist!

Re: funny

Post by DonDeeHippy » 19 Sep 2019, 07:37

https://www.greencarreports.com/news/11 ... ter-record

Legendary drag-racer Don Garlits, who was setting racing records before the moon landing, set two new speed records in an electric dragster in the quarter mile, one for a time of 7.235 seconds, and the other for a trap speed of 189.04 mph at the end of the quarter mile, Hot Rod Magazine reports.

In addition to his eight national drag racing championships in the sport's fastest Top Fuel class, the 87-year-old Garlits—known as "Big Daddy" in the sport—also held the previous record for a quarter mile pass in an electric dragster set in 2014 at 184 mph.


He had been the first driver to hit 200 mph (in 1964) on the quarter-mile drag strips and the first to reach 240 mph (in 1968)

I remember watching him when dad used to take me to the drags in the States, I'm amazed he is still alive after some of the crashes he has had, little on breaking world records....
Age is no limit :purple

Re: funny

Post by DonDeeHippy » 19 Sep 2019, 07:32

HBS Guy wrote:Cycling? Alright maybe 50 years ago but traffic these days?

he was hit by a bird not a car...…. :purple

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Post by HBS Guy » 19 Sep 2019, 05:02

Cycling? Alright maybe 50 years ago but traffic these days?

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