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Re: funny

by Aussie » 01 Jun 2020, 13:27



:bgrin

Yank Forum, Seth?

Re: funny

by mothra » 01 Jun 2020, 02:13

HBS Guy wrote:
21 May 2020, 20:26
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Love it!

Re: funny

by johnsmith » 31 May 2020, 14:15

:rofl :rofl

sorry, I trimmed it a bit close. The answer to the last one is 'when the kids leave for collage'

Re: funny

by HBS Guy » 29 May 2020, 06:59

Re: funny

by HBS Guy » 28 May 2020, 20:59

Everything makes sense now:

Re: funny

by SethBullock » 27 May 2020, 05:01

Re: funny

by HBS Guy » 21 May 2020, 20:26

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Re: funny

by SethBullock » 21 May 2020, 10:50

Re: funny

by SethBullock » 19 May 2020, 12:50

Re: funny

by HBS Guy » 17 May 2020, 05:29

LOL, Godzilla!

Re: funny

by SethBullock » 17 May 2020, 03:51

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Re: funny

by SethBullock » 17 May 2020, 03:47

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Re: funny

by SethBullock » 15 May 2020, 10:10

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Re: funny

by HBS Guy » 15 May 2020, 08:28

Ha!

Re: funny

by Aussie » 15 May 2020, 08:17

A successful station owner died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the cattle station, but knew very little about running it , so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a station hand.

Two jackaroos applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

The gay guy proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about raising cattle.


So for weeks, the two of them worked, and the station was doing very well.

Then one day, the widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the property looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand..

Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her."Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."

He did as she asked, ever so slowly.. "Now take off my socks."


He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt.."

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

:bgrin

Re: funny

by SethBullock » 09 May 2020, 08:58

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Re: funny

by SethBullock » 09 May 2020, 07:58

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Re: funny

by SethBullock » 09 May 2020, 04:05

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Re: funny

by HBS Guy » 07 May 2020, 10:44

Re: funny

by greggerypeccary » 07 May 2020, 10:09

I can't see Aussie's video, but I saw another one in here a little earlier.

What's going on?

Re: funny

by Aussie » 07 May 2020, 09:59

Re: funny

by greggerypeccary » 07 May 2020, 09:31

HBS Guy wrote:
07 May 2020, 09:30
Nice lot of copy and pastes :bgrin
Yeah, I liked it.

Credit to Spot of Borg for that one.

Re: funny

by HBS Guy » 07 May 2020, 09:30

Nice lot of copy and pastes :bgrin

Re: funny

by greggerypeccary » 07 May 2020, 09:16

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Re: funny

by DonDeeHippy » 07 May 2020, 08:28

Bogan stuck in Bali running out of space for tattoos
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