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Re: funny

Postby SethBullock » 26 Mar 2019, 10:19

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Re: funny

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Re: funny

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Re: funny

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Re: funny

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Re: funny

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Re: funny

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Re: funny

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Re: funny

Postby johnsmith » 28 Mar 2019, 20:32

:clap :clap
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Re: funny

Postby SethBullock » 28 Mar 2019, 22:32

Hahahaa!
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Re: funny

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Re: funny

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Re: funny

Postby johnsmith » 08 Apr 2019, 18:23

:giggle :giggle :giggle
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Re: funny

Postby SethBullock » 09 Apr 2019, 02:11

Haha!
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Re: funny

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Re: funny

Postby johnsmith » 10 Apr 2019, 19:16

greggerypeccary wrote:Image



i bet truancy isn't an issue at that school :c :c
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Re: funny

Postby SethBullock » 13 Apr 2019, 12:27

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Re: funny

Postby SethBullock » 14 Apr 2019, 14:10

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Re: funny

Postby Aussie » 14 Apr 2019, 14:28

An ingenious way to improvise!
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Re: funny

Postby HBS Guy » 14 Apr 2019, 15:51

He was digging out a latrine just previous!
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Re: funny

Postby johnsmith » 14 Apr 2019, 16:15

I read this joke somewhere today so I hope I do it justice:


A young teenage boy was looking through his mums ID when he noticed that next to 'Sex' it had an F
The kid looked at his mum and said
'geez mum, you must be really bad at sex'
The mum looks up in shock and asks 'Why would you say that?'
The kid looks at his mother and says, 'cause you got an F in sex ... gee, how bad are you?'

the dad bursts out laughing hysterically in the background
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Re: funny

Postby SethBullock » 16 Apr 2019, 09:59

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Re: funny

Postby HBS Guy » 16 Apr 2019, 16:04

The bloke doing the rotary hoeing and placing the poles for me on Thursday is called Bluey—what color is his hair?

If somebody is called “Sno” HM hair does he have on his head?
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Re: funny

Postby johnsmith » 16 Apr 2019, 16:06

HBS Guy wrote:The bloke doing the rotary hoeing and placing the poles for me on Thursday is called Bluey—what color is his hair?


bluey is usually used on red heads
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Re: funny

Postby DonDeeHippy » 16 Apr 2019, 17:27

HBS Guy wrote:The bloke doing the rotary hoeing and placing the poles for me on Thursday is called Bluey—what color is his hair?

If somebody is called “Sno” HM hair does he have on his head?

maybe lots of dandruff :purple
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