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Postby Agness » 14 Nov 2018, 16:57

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Man pups today with all their fancy balls and whatnot- why back in my day we had to play with a half rotted cats head
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Postby HBS Guy » 14 Nov 2018, 18:51

What else are half-rotted cats heads good for, I ask you?
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Postby Agness » 14 Nov 2018, 20:11

HBS Guy wrote:What else are half-rotted cats heads good for, I ask you?

:bgrin :rofl :bgrin I knew you couldnt resist that lol
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Postby Agness » 14 Nov 2018, 20:13

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umm yuk!
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Postby SethBullock » 15 Nov 2018, 00:53

He took a DNA test and found out he was ...

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Postby HBS Guy » 15 Nov 2018, 08:26

Texan wrote:Image


wow, isn’t that the ultimate revenge? :rofl
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Postby HBS Guy » 15 Nov 2018, 08:27

SethBullock wrote:He took a DNA test and found out he was ...

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More like 3 Navy Seals!
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Re: funny

Postby johnsmith » 15 Nov 2018, 08:44

Texan wrote:Image


:rofl :rofl

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I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.
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Postby SethBullock » 15 Nov 2018, 08:50

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Postby SethBullock » 15 Nov 2018, 14:11

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Re: funny

Postby HBS Guy » 15 Nov 2018, 14:21

Definition of a perfect lover. . .turns into a pizza at 3.00am.
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Re: funny

Postby SethBullock » 16 Nov 2018, 15:57

The Carol Burnett Show was trying to film a comedy skit about the family playing a word game together.

But Tim Conway, unbeknownst to the unsuspecting cast, had other ideas ...

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Re: funny

Postby Aussie » 16 Nov 2018, 16:04

I can't get the sound on that?

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Re: funny

Postby SethBullock » 16 Nov 2018, 16:06

Aussie wrote:I can't get the sound on that?

:huh


It works fine for me. :WTF
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Postby SethBullock » 16 Nov 2018, 16:11

Aussie wrote:I can't get the sound on that?

:huh


Go to YouTube. Search "Carol Burnett elephant."
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Re: funny

Postby Aussie » 16 Nov 2018, 16:39

Later. I am presently munching on a T-bone, mash and peas. Bay-you-tif-full!

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Re: funny

Postby HBS Guy » 16 Nov 2018, 16:47

TBone with shallot, mushroom, capsicum, tomato all turned into a sauce on top of the steak.

I will be cooking a bit of rump steak that way.
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Re: funny

Postby Aussie » 16 Nov 2018, 16:55

HBS Guy wrote:TBone with shallot, mushroom, capsicum, tomato all turned into a sauce on top of the steak.

I will be cooking a bit of rump steak that way.


Cretin, farqing up a good t-bone with that shit!

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Re: funny

Postby mothra » 16 Nov 2018, 20:00

For our international friends:

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Re: funny

Postby Aussie » 16 Nov 2018, 20:19

SethBullock wrote:
Aussie wrote:I can't get the sound on that?

:huh


Go to YouTube. Search "Carol Burnett elephant."


Rebooted the speakers.....yeah!

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