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Man pups today with all their fancy balls and whatnot- why back in my day we had to play with a half rotted cats head

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What else are half-rotted cats heads good for, I ask you?

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HBS Guy wrote:What else are half-rotted cats heads good for, I ask you?
:bgrin :rofl :bgrin I knew you couldnt resist that lol

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umm yuk!

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He took a DNA test and found out he was ...
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Texan wrote:Image
wow, isn’t that the ultimate revenge? :rofl

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SethBullock wrote:He took a DNA test and found out he was ...
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More like 3 Navy Seals!

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Texan wrote:Image
:rofl :rofl

mans best friend
FD.
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Definition of a perfect lover. . .turns into a pizza at 3.00am.

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The Carol Burnett Show was trying to film a comedy skit about the family playing a word game together.

But Tim Conway, unbeknownst to the unsuspecting cast, had other ideas ...

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I can't get the sound on that?

:huh

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Aussie wrote:I can't get the sound on that?

:huh
It works fine for me. :WTF
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Aussie wrote:I can't get the sound on that?

:huh
Go to YouTube. Search "Carol Burnett elephant."
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Later. I am presently munching on a T-bone, mash and peas. Bay-you-tif-full!

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TBone with shallot, mushroom, capsicum, tomato all turned into a sauce on top of the steak.

I will be cooking a bit of rump steak that way.

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HBS Guy wrote:TBone with shallot, mushroom, capsicum, tomato all turned into a sauce on top of the steak.

I will be cooking a bit of rump steak that way.
Cretin, farqing up a good t-bone with that shit!

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For our international friends:

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SethBullock wrote:
Aussie wrote:I can't get the sound on that?

:huh
Go to YouTube. Search "Carol Burnett elephant."
Rebooted the speakers.....yeah!

:bgrin

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