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Agness wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
DonDeeHippy wrote: :jump ohh look at Cherie… might find the missing sig :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :grn
(to many socks and personalities)
she should place an add in the lost and found section of Better Mental Health Magazine
no prize for 2nd - sorry back it- and ok I am wrong about the sig- so you put it back lol?
I'll take your word for it on the 2nd thing, I've no experience in that department. As for your signature, i already told you that I have no access to your accounts .
Do i need to type it slower for you to understand?
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Agness wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
DonDeeHippy wrote: :jump ohh look at Cherie… might find the missing sig :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :grn
(to many socks and personalities)
she should place an add in the lost and found section of Better Mental Health Magazine
no prize for 2nd - sorry back it- and ok I am wrong about the sig- so you put it back lol?
No Agness...it was the sig of Cherie.

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Cherie's sig was never removed or put back.

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Inspired by the two "old goats" on the site ...

Younger Generation: A group that is alike in many disrespects.

As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.

Young people should be helped, sheltered, ignored, and clubbed if necessary.

You want to look younger… rent smaller children.
Phyllis Diller

Until I was 13, I thought my name was ‘Shut Up.’
Joe Namath

When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving… he said it was elevator practice.
Steven Wright

I am not young enough to know everything.
James M. Barrie

Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was so poor I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.
Rodney Dangerfield

When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business.
Lenny Bruce

My secret to staying young… having no sense of time.
Steven Wright

The young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience.
Oscar Wilde

Adolescents: People who never seem to realize that one day they will be as dumb as their parents.
James Simpson

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
Charles Lamb

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
Rodney Dangerfield

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed… it evens itself out.
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thanks Seth a few good giggles in there- :bgrin

Rodney Dangerfield was so good

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Ahahaha! There are some pranksters on YouTube, they prank would be thieves:

1. Leave a bike somewhere that they have sawn in half and loosely reassembled

2. Another prank with a bike: take the seat off and replace it with an airbag that they set off

3. A hirsute male actor dressed in female clothing—just imagine that—leaves “her” handbag where it can be stolen: thief opens the zip, puts his hand in while leaning over it, BOOM! flour gets squirted all over his face and hair.

4. Theft of parcels: leave a doctored Amazon parcel and then come out and shame the thied. Another prankster made an elaborate bomb: 4 cell phones running in video mode, a motor with fan blades at the bottom of a bowl filled with fine glitter: steal the parcel and start the GPS, open it and the fan blades whirl at high speed scattering the glitter far and wide. One thief who opened the parcel in his car could be heard lamenting “All over the interior of my car” :rofl :rofl :rofl

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Can't resist this little dig, Texan!



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Neal Stephenson in “Reamde” (a novel with russian mafia, jihadis, damsel in distress, multiplayer role playing game etc) and christian taliban!

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SethBullock wrote:
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:grn
FD.
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Aussie wrote:Can't resist this little dig, Texan!



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It was funny, except the last minute was a little too homo for my tastes.

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HBS Guy wrote:Ahahaha! There are some pranksters on YouTube, they prank would be thieves:

1. Leave a bike somewhere that they have sawn in half and loosely reassembled

2. Another prank with a bike: take the seat off and replace it with an airbag that they set off

3. A hirsute male actor dressed in female clothing—just imagine that—leaves “her” handbag where it can be stolen: thief opens the zip, puts his hand in while leaning over it, BOOM! flour gets squirted all over his face and hair.

4. Theft of parcels: leave a doctored Amazon parcel and then come out and shame the thied. Another prankster made an elaborate bomb: 4 cell phones running in video mode, a motor with fan blades at the bottom of a bowl filled with fine glitter: steal the parcel and start the GPS, open it and the fan blades whirl at high speed scattering the glitter far and wide. One thief who opened the parcel in his car could be heard lamenting “All over the interior of my car” :rofl :rofl :rofl
Cell phone with stun gun built in and a remote control for the stun gun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1ztaO7IzuQ

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I need one of those remote control stun gun things to put on my ice creams ... the kids keep stealing them :bgrin
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Love it!

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Up to you Texan.....but there are some arseholes (not here, but who read here) who will doxx you...and it might creep back to that US Forum. I'd suggest you delete that avatar........but....your call. Cheers.

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Aussie wrote:Up to you Texan.....but there are some arseholes (not here, but who read here) who will doxx you...and it might creep back to that US Forum. I'd suggest you delete that avatar........but....your call. Cheers.
Good call.

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It is a fucking shame, was a sweet picture, grand dad and his grand daughter. But a good move, some low lives around.

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HBS Guy wrote:It is a fucking shame, was a sweet picture, grand dad and his grand daughter. But a good move, some low lives around.

I'll second that!
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James Acaster ✔ @JamesAcaster

If you want to annoy everyone in the world regardless of age, ethnicity, gender, sexual orientation, political leanings, nationality, anything - put your cutlery in any drawer but the top drawer.

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Maybe I’m slow. What can they do with a photograph? Facial recognition? That is the only picture of me on the internet except maybe friends Facebook posts. I don’t do social media. This place is as close as I get to that mess.

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I’ve put my own picture on PF. I don’t see that as any big deal. Hell, I’ll put one of them up here tonight after work.

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