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Re: funny

Posted: 27 Oct 2019, 18:46
by mothra
greggerypeccary wrote:Image
In a tight skirt and heels!

Skills!

Re: funny

Posted: 27 Oct 2019, 19:53
by Aussie
I wonder how many 'takes' it took. It is obviously staged.

Re: funny

Posted: 04 Nov 2019, 18:03
by HBS Guy

Re: funny

Posted: 04 Nov 2019, 18:46
by johnsmith
[quote="HBS Guy"]https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-anti-b ... gn=organic[/quote

:clap :clap :clap

SOME GOOD ONES IN THERE



I particularly liked the 'pee station' :c :c

Re: funny

Posted: 16 Nov 2019, 13:29
by johnsmith
https://www.demilked.com/stupid-newspap ... DemilkedFB


:clap :clap :clap :clap :clap

some of them certainly make you wonder

Re: funny

Posted: 16 Nov 2019, 13:56
by HBS Guy
“Tiger Wood plays with own balls—Nike” :OMG :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

“Girls schools still offer something special—head”

“Homeless survive winter, now what?” Set would say: Arbeit Macht Frei

Re: funny

Posted: 20 Nov 2019, 14:30
by HBS Guy
Epic of Gilgamesh isn’t in it:
3 Cows Swept Out to Sea by Hurricane Dorian Were Found Peacefully Grazing on an Island Miles Away

Re: funny

Posted: 20 Nov 2019, 14:33
by HBS Guy
Sad joke:
NBN Co says no need for any ACCC intervention in service standards

Re: funny

Posted: 21 Nov 2019, 12:04
by mothra
'Meth. We're on it' – South Dakota's new public health ads raise eyebrows

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/201 ... yVbcDd0w1A

Image

Re: funny

Posted: 21 Nov 2019, 13:27
by HBS Guy
:yellow

Re: funny

Posted: 02 Dec 2019, 14:19
by SethBullock
christmas tree.jpg

Re: funny

Posted: 02 Dec 2019, 15:32
by HBS Guy
:rofl :rofl :rofl

Re: funny

Posted: 24 Dec 2019, 17:12
by HBS Guy
This is an oldie but a goodie, enjoy:


Re: funny

Posted: 25 Dec 2019, 16:05
by HBS Guy
Irregular Sleigh Vehicle Towed Back To North Pole

A large sleigh, which was attempting to smuggle thousands of presents into Australia, has been turned around and towed back to the North Pole, Immigration Minister Peter Dutton has confirmed.

“While I obviously can’t comment on the specifics, what I will say is that this is proof once again that our strengthened border security measures are working,” Mr Dutton said.

“We are smashing the business model of present smugglers,” he said.

There have been suggestions on talkback radio that the man in charge of the vehicle had a long beard.

More to come

http://www.theshovel.com.au/2015/12/24/ ... orth-pole/

Re: funny

Posted: 25 Dec 2019, 17:00
by HBS Guy

Re: funny

Posted: 28 Dec 2019, 12:49
by SethBullock
This was on a Facebook feed of one of my friends. Click on it to see it better. Look at the meme, and then look at the comments. Lol!
Christmas tree edited (2).png

Re: funny

Posted: 30 Dec 2019, 15:36
by SethBullock

Re: funny

Posted: 01 Jan 2020, 07:23
by SethBullock

Re: funny

Posted: 01 Jan 2020, 08:46
by HBS Guy
Bwahahaha!

Oh man, this is so like being with my sister in a restaurant: vegetarian, gluten free, dairy free etc. I try not to go to restaurants if my sis will be there. At a family birthday she ordered a vegetarian, gluten free pizza. It looked like a pool of spew, so flat, yuck!

Re: funny

Posted: 09 Jan 2020, 14:34
by SethBullock
WASHINGTON, D.C.—At a press conference held on Capitol Hill Friday, mourning Democrat leaders called for flags to be flown half-mast to honor the death of Qasem Soleimani.

Flags were spotted flying at half-mast around the country, notably at The Washington Post, The New York Times, and in front of several celebrities' homes. The celebrities went out and bought an American flag for the first time just to fly it at half-mast for this important time of grief.

"The grieving process is painful but necessary," said Rep. Ilhan Omar. "As a nation, we need to stop and grieve this great, austere, revered religious scholar. He was one of the good ones."

In a rare moment of unity with The Squad, Pelosi gave each of the girls a hug, telling them to just "let it all out" in their time of sadness.

Ocasio-Cortez didn't seem to know what was happening but adjusted her glasses to look smart.

A teary-eyed Barack Obama was also seen solemnly lowering the flag in front of his seaside mansion. "To think, this all could have been prevented with a few pallets of cash." He sighed and stared off into the distance, a look of pain and regret on his face. "If only Trump had targeted a U.S. citizen with a drone strike instead."

Later, Democrats clarified they meant we should fly the Iranian flag at half-mast, not the "offensive and problematic" American flag.

https://babylonbee.com

Re: funny

Posted: 09 Jan 2020, 14:43
by greggerypeccary
Doubts have begun to emerge about Donald Trump’s claim that he personally chased ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi into a small tunnel, placed him in a choke hold, grabbed his weapon and shot him dead in a Syrian compound earlier this week.

With limited footage available, it is difficult to say for certain what took place in the small Middle Eastern enclave, but experts are now claiming certain small details from Trump’s story may have been exaggerated.

“I can buy that he was there in Syria on the front line fighting against the ISIS terrorists. But the claim that he actually ran down into the tunnel shouting ‘I’m going to kill you, you very bad man!’ before wrestling him to the ground, I’m starting to wonder about,” military expert James Beroni said.

“I mean sure, the claims that Donald Trump personally tracked the head of ISIS down to his hiding place do sound legitimate. But the idea that Trump then did a very tremendous negotiation with him, to cause him to hand over his weapon does sound a bit much”.

But Trump’s supporters – like Jessie Wilton from Nebraska – say the claims are definitely true. “Not only did he find and then kill al-Baghdadi, he actually filmed it – and that live stream was one of the highest rating programs on network television.


https://www.theshovel.com.au/2019/10/29 ... -baghdadi/

Re: funny

Posted: 18 Jan 2020, 10:50
by SethBullock
Today I was driving and came up to a red light and stopped behind a car. The car's license had a frame around it. This is it ...
license frame.jpg

Re: funny

Posted: 18 Jan 2020, 10:57
by SethBullock
IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE.

Re: funny

Posted: 18 Jan 2020, 11:03
by HBS Guy
Murdered elsewhere ahahahahaha! :thumb

Re: funny

Posted: 18 Jan 2020, 19:33
by johnsmith
SethBullock wrote:Today I was driving and came up to a red light and stopped behind a car. The car's license had a frame around it. This is it ...
license frame.jpg
:rofl :rofl