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Re: funny

Postby SethBullock » 14 Aug 2019, 11:56

An airline pilot texts his wife while landing ....

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"There's only one solution: MORE guns!" - greggerypeccary

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Re: funny

Postby Aussie » 14 Aug 2019, 14:39

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Re: funny

Postby Aussie » 14 Aug 2019, 17:44

Well.....
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Re: funny

Postby Aussie » 15 Aug 2019, 08:52

So quickly!
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Re: funny

Postby SethBullock » 15 Aug 2019, 12:30

Aussie wrote:So quickly!


:WTF
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Re: funny

Postby greggerypeccary » 15 Aug 2019, 12:37

SethBullock wrote:
Aussie wrote:So quickly!


:WTF


Aussies are armed with milk crates and cafe chairs, and they bring down a murderer and prevent many more deaths.

Americans are armed to the hilt with high-powered firearms, and they can't stop shit.

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/police-praise-heroic-bystanders-who-used-chairs-a-milk-crate-and-an-axe-to-stop-sydney-knifeman/news-story/cd96652a0d04ca17c8fdde34c30550c6
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Re: funny

Postby SethBullock » 15 Aug 2019, 13:06

Aussie wrote:Well.....


That sounds like it could have been said by Steven Wright.

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Re: funny

Postby Aussie » 15 Aug 2019, 17:14

Oh well, even Old Women have needs, you know.
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Re: funny

Postby DonDeeHippy » 15 Aug 2019, 17:37

Aussie wrote:Oh well, even Old Women have needs, you know.

I herd that joke I think from my Father as a kid but it was 2 nuns :rofl
Bongalong... for some reason women are just so superior to anything that ever existed or will ever exist!
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Re: funny

Postby Aussie » 16 Aug 2019, 16:50

So.....
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Re: funny

Postby HBS Guy » 16 Aug 2019, 17:08

Ahahahaha the best so far! Not the same slab but that’s OK.
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Re: funny

Postby johnsmith » 16 Aug 2019, 17:17

HBS Guy wrote:Ahahahaha the best so far! Not the same slab but that’s OK.



was in the van with my former business partner one day, driving from one job to another, when he saw his brother in law troweling off a freshly poured driveway. Immediately, before i could say anything, he hits the blinker and turns into the same driveway. His brother in law was soooooo pissed. I was laughing so hard. Brother in law was a dickhead so deserved it.

:rofl
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Re: funny

Postby Aussie » 16 Aug 2019, 17:55

HBS Guy wrote:Ahahahaha the best so far! Not the same slab but that’s OK.


Of course it's the same slab! Would I fib?

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Re: funny

Postby Aussie » 16 Aug 2019, 18:06

johnsmith wrote:
HBS Guy wrote:Ahahahaha the best so far! Not the same slab but that’s OK.



was in the van with my former business partner one day, driving from one job to another, when he saw his brother in law troweling off a freshly poured driveway. Immediately, before i could say anything, he hits the blinker and turns into the same driveway. His brother in law was soooooo pissed. I was laughing so hard. Brother in law was a dickhead so deserved it.

:rofl


Italian?

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Re: funny

Postby johnsmith » 16 Aug 2019, 18:22

Aussie wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
HBS Guy wrote:Ahahahaha the best so far! Not the same slab but that’s OK.



was in the van with my former business partner one day, driving from one job to another, when he saw his brother in law troweling off a freshly poured driveway. Immediately, before i could say anything, he hits the blinker and turns into the same driveway. His brother in law was soooooo pissed. I was laughing so hard. Brother in law was a dickhead so deserved it.

:rofl


Italian?

:bgrin



Greek
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Re: funny

Postby HBS Guy » 16 Aug 2019, 19:15

ahahahaha!
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Re: funny

Postby Aussie » 16 Aug 2019, 19:40

johnsmith wrote:
Aussie wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
HBS Guy wrote:Ahahahaha the best so far! Not the same slab but that’s OK.



was in the van with my former business partner one day, driving from one job to another, when he saw his brother in law troweling off a freshly poured driveway. Immediately, before i could say anything, he hits the blinker and turns into the same driveway. His brother in law was soooooo pissed. I was laughing so hard. Brother in law was a dickhead so deserved it.

:rofl


Italian?

:bgrin



Greek
:up


Splitting hairs. Italy....Greece....a short swim away from each other.

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Re: funny

Postby Aussie » 16 Aug 2019, 19:52

Hehe.

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Re: funny

Postby johnsmith » 16 Aug 2019, 20:07

Aussie wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
Aussie wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
HBS Guy wrote:Ahahahaha the best so far! Not the same slab but that’s OK.



was in the van with my former business partner one day, driving from one job to another, when he saw his brother in law troweling off a freshly poured driveway. Immediately, before i could say anything, he hits the blinker and turns into the same driveway. His brother in law was soooooo pissed. I was laughing so hard. Brother in law was a dickhead so deserved it.

:rofl


Italian?

:bgrin



Greek
:up


Splitting hairs. Italy....Greece....a short swim away from each other.

:bgrin


it's an even shorter swim from aus to PNG ... are you saying it's the same thing?
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Re: funny

Postby Aussie » 17 Aug 2019, 14:26

Why women live longer than men.

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Re: funny

Postby SethBullock » 18 Aug 2019, 14:51

Right off the bat, this lady tells a funny story about her visit to Universal Studios.

The whole video is great though.

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Re: funny

Postby Aussie » 18 Aug 2019, 15:44

Reckon she has practised those lines Seth especially the Universal Studios thing......but still, an adorable Old Biddy!

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Re: funny

Postby Aussie » 23 Aug 2019, 18:22

Here ya go.
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Re: funny

Postby mothra » 25 Aug 2019, 00:48

Aussie wrote:Oh well, even Old Women have needs, you know.



Reminds me of an oldy ... what's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your grandfather's pyjama bottoms?

.... Your grandmother.
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Re: funny

Postby HBS Guy » 25 Aug 2019, 07:03

:rofl :rofl :rofl

My Dad had a joke in somewhat similar vein but it is in Dutch and a bit of very lousy Dutch so I won’t bother translating.
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