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An airline pilot texts his wife while landing ....

“I shall pass through this world but once. Any good that I can do or any kindness I can show to any human being, let me do it now. Let me not defer nor neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.” - Stephen Grellet

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:bgrin

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Well.....
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So quickly!
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Aussie wrote:So quickly!
:WTF
“I shall pass through this world but once. Any good that I can do or any kindness I can show to any human being, let me do it now. Let me not defer nor neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.” - Stephen Grellet

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SethBullock wrote:
Aussie wrote:So quickly!
:WTF
Aussies are armed with milk crates and cafe chairs, and they bring down a murderer and prevent many more deaths.

Americans are armed to the hilt with high-powered firearms, and they can't stop shit.

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-ac ... 34c30550c6

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Aussie wrote:Well.....
That sounds like it could have been said by Steven Wright.

“I shall pass through this world but once. Any good that I can do or any kindness I can show to any human being, let me do it now. Let me not defer nor neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.” - Stephen Grellet

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Oh well, even Old Women have needs, you know.
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Aussie wrote:Oh well, even Old Women have needs, you know.
I herd that joke I think from my Father as a kid but it was 2 nuns :rofl
Bongalong... for some reason women are just so superior to anything that ever existed or will ever exist!
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So.....
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Ahahahaha the best so far! Not the same slab but that’s OK.

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HBS Guy wrote:Ahahahaha the best so far! Not the same slab but that’s OK.

was in the van with my former business partner one day, driving from one job to another, when he saw his brother in law troweling off a freshly poured driveway. Immediately, before i could say anything, he hits the blinker and turns into the same driveway. His brother in law was soooooo pissed. I was laughing so hard. Brother in law was a dickhead so deserved it.

:rofl
FD.
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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HBS Guy wrote:Ahahahaha the best so far! Not the same slab but that’s OK.
Of course it's the same slab! Would I fib?

:bike

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johnsmith wrote:
HBS Guy wrote:Ahahahaha the best so far! Not the same slab but that’s OK.

was in the van with my former business partner one day, driving from one job to another, when he saw his brother in law troweling off a freshly poured driveway. Immediately, before i could say anything, he hits the blinker and turns into the same driveway. His brother in law was soooooo pissed. I was laughing so hard. Brother in law was a dickhead so deserved it.

:rofl
Italian?

:bgrin

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Aussie wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
HBS Guy wrote:Ahahahaha the best so far! Not the same slab but that’s OK.

was in the van with my former business partner one day, driving from one job to another, when he saw his brother in law troweling off a freshly poured driveway. Immediately, before i could say anything, he hits the blinker and turns into the same driveway. His brother in law was soooooo pissed. I was laughing so hard. Brother in law was a dickhead so deserved it.

:rofl
Italian?

:bgrin

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FD.
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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ahahahaha!

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johnsmith wrote:
Aussie wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
HBS Guy wrote:Ahahahaha the best so far! Not the same slab but that’s OK.

was in the van with my former business partner one day, driving from one job to another, when he saw his brother in law troweling off a freshly poured driveway. Immediately, before i could say anything, he hits the blinker and turns into the same driveway. His brother in law was soooooo pissed. I was laughing so hard. Brother in law was a dickhead so deserved it.

:rofl
Italian?

:bgrin

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Splitting hairs. Italy....Greece....a short swim away from each other.

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Hehe.

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Aussie wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
Aussie wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
HBS Guy wrote:Ahahahaha the best so far! Not the same slab but that’s OK.

was in the van with my former business partner one day, driving from one job to another, when he saw his brother in law troweling off a freshly poured driveway. Immediately, before i could say anything, he hits the blinker and turns into the same driveway. His brother in law was soooooo pissed. I was laughing so hard. Brother in law was a dickhead so deserved it.

:rofl
Italian?

:bgrin

Greek
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Splitting hairs. Italy....Greece....a short swim away from each other.

:bgrin
it's an even shorter swim from aus to PNG ... are you saying it's the same thing?
FD.
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Why women live longer than men.


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Right off the bat, this lady tells a funny story about her visit to Universal Studios.

The whole video is great though.

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Reckon she has practised those lines Seth especially the Universal Studios thing......but still, an adorable Old Biddy!

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Here ya go.
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Aussie wrote:Oh well, even Old Women have needs, you know.

Reminds me of an oldy ... what's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your grandfather's pyjama bottoms?

.... Your grandmother.

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:rofl :rofl :rofl

My Dad had a joke in somewhat similar vein but it is in Dutch and a bit of very lousy Dutch so I won’t bother translating.

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