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AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Barbershops are shut, so he will hire the streetwalker!

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Doh!

:grn

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:OMG
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These Reuters photos of a strip club in Oregon operating as a drive through takeaway service confirm that we have reached the neon anime sci fi part of our future dystopia.

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Drive through strip club! The mind boggles!

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Hahaha! There was another story a while back about strippers starting a delivery service.

Show up with your food in their g-strings and pasties. :roll
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Human ingenuity will never be repressed.

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drive through strip club? We've had that for ages, driving along the main beach at surfers. :roll :roll
FD.
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Love the alcohol and toilet paper lines.

Shaving, ah who cares? i wonder HM will eventually return to work sporting full beards?

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SethBullock wrote:
04 May 2020, 23:08
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I would say that graph is very accurate. I've even grown a beard. It's my "quarantine beard".
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SethBullock wrote:
05 May 2020, 08:34
I would say that graph is very accurate. I've even grown a beard. It's my "quarantine beard".
I need that street walker!!!
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I also need a comb!
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Aussie wrote:
05 May 2020, 08:54
SethBullock wrote:
05 May 2020, 08:34
I would say that graph is very accurate. I've even grown a beard. It's my "quarantine beard".
I need that street walker!!!

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I also need a comb!
Haha, you need a brush!
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SethBullock wrote:
05 May 2020, 08:34
I would say that graph is very accurate. I've even grown a beard. It's my "quarantine beard".
SO have I for the first time in my life and to my wife's horror.

Although mine was less to do with quarantine, and more to do with the fact that I had difficulty standing in front of a mirror long enough to shave, with my recent knee surgery

yesterday was the first time I trimmed it. Leg brace finally comes off tomorrow but I might keep the beard just to annoy the wife for a little while :yahoo
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Bogan stuck in Bali running out of space for tattoos
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Nice lot of copy and pastes :bgrin

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HBS Guy wrote:
07 May 2020, 09:30
Nice lot of copy and pastes :bgrin
Yeah, I liked it.

Credit to Spot of Borg for that one.

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I can't see Aussie's video, but I saw another one in here a little earlier.

What's going on?

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A successful station owner died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the cattle station, but knew very little about running it , so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a station hand.

Two jackaroos applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

The gay guy proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about raising cattle.


So for weeks, the two of them worked, and the station was doing very well.

Then one day, the widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the property looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand..

Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her."Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."

He did as she asked, ever so slowly.. "Now take off my socks."


He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt.."

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

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Ha!

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