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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby Texan » 06 Dec 2018, 02:12

MercySeat wrote:
Lols wrote:Speaking of toilets!
I think the toilets in America are so quiet compared to ours in Oz!
Theirs is such a soft sounding flushing, (more like swirling it away) whereas ours in Oz...it ROARS!!
Better for blokes with prostate wee probs in the middle of the night in the USA, quiet toilets, here in Oz, it wakes the whole neighbourhood up in the dead of the night! :roll

Another interesting point, their light switches in the US of A are opposite to ours, when ours is down, it's on, when theirs is down, it's off.
:WTF

Are you making this up?

What kind of a madhouse are you inhabiting down there???

It makes perfect sense. They look at flushes and light switches from the bottom.
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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby HBS Guy » 06 Dec 2018, 07:40

A model, yup.
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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby MercySeat » 06 Dec 2018, 12:32

Texan wrote:
MercySeat wrote:
Lols wrote:Speaking of toilets!
I think the toilets in America are so quiet compared to ours in Oz!
Theirs is such a soft sounding flushing, (more like swirling it away) whereas ours in Oz...it ROARS!!
Better for blokes with prostate wee probs in the middle of the night in the USA, quiet toilets, here in Oz, it wakes the whole neighbourhood up in the dead of the night! :roll

Another interesting point, their light switches in the US of A are opposite to ours, when ours is down, it's on, when theirs is down, it's off.
:WTF

Are you making this up?

What kind of a madhouse are you inhabiting down there???

It makes perfect sense. They look at flushes and light switches from the bottom.

^ Gone native; now prefers rugby to (US) football & cricket to baseball. :mad
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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby MercySeat » 06 Dec 2018, 12:36

HBS Guy wrote:A model, yup.

Doubles as a Vegemite server no doubt...

:smack

Back to being mortal enemies; no amount of flattery can change this.

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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby HBS Guy » 06 Dec 2018, 17:10

Oh no, this little black duck and Vegemite do NOT get long amicably. Smelly black shit, yuck!

Pumpkin too can go get fucked!
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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby johnsmith » 06 Dec 2018, 20:44

MercySeat wrote:
johnsmith wrote::grn

Why are you hiding your face?

Tom?

Is that you??

Shouldn't you be jumping up & down on a couch somewhere?

If I really were Nicole Kidman I'd really be Nicole Kidman now,

Not Nicole Kidman

:jump
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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby mothra » 06 Dec 2018, 23:29

johnsmith wrote:
MercySeat wrote:
johnsmith wrote::grn

Why are you hiding your face?

Tom?

Is that you??

Shouldn't you be jumping up & down on a couch somewhere?

If I really were Nicole Kidman I'd really be Nicole Kidman now,

Not Nicole Kidman

:jump


You think jumping up and and down in multiple numbers will cut it?

Where's your goddamn couch?
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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby MercySeat » 07 Dec 2018, 03:39

HBS Guy wrote:Oh no, this little black duck and Vegemite do NOT get long amicably. Smelly black shit, yuck!

Pumpkin too can go get fucked!

I'll overlook your hating pumpkin so we can team up against my new mortal enemy: Aussie.

He secretly thinks you're a poophead, btw. :hush
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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby MercySeat » 07 Dec 2018, 03:40

johnsmith wrote:
MercySeat wrote:
johnsmith wrote::grn

Why are you hiding your face?

Tom?

Is that you??

Shouldn't you be jumping up & down on a couch somewhere?

If I really were Nicole Kidman I'd really be Nicole Kidman now,

Not Nicole Kidman

:jump

^ More like it. :thumb
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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby MercySeat » 07 Dec 2018, 03:41

mothra wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
MercySeat wrote:
johnsmith wrote::grn

Why are you hiding your face?

Tom?

Is that you??

Shouldn't you be jumping up & down on a couch somewhere?

If I really were Nicole Kidman I'd really be Nicole Kidman now,

Not Nicole Kidman

:jump


You think jumping up and and down in multiple numbers will cut it?

Where's your goddamn couch?

:clap :hlo :clap
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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby johnsmith » 07 Dec 2018, 19:45

mothra wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
MercySeat wrote:
johnsmith wrote::grn

Why are you hiding your face?

Tom?

Is that you??

Shouldn't you be jumping up & down on a couch somewhere?

If I really were Nicole Kidman I'd really be Nicole Kidman now,

Not Nicole Kidman

:jump


You think jumping up and and down in multiple numbers will cut it?

Where's your goddamn couch?


my couch is new ... if I jump on that then the wife will have my balls.
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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby HBS Guy » 08 Dec 2018, 16:28

They are already in her purse. . .
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