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mothra

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Too much science. Just caffeinate me.

Seriously though, i have an espresso machine. I'm pretty serious about coffee.

But don't be afraid of bitter. Damn good for your liver.
 

SethBullock

Captain Bullock
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Too much science. Just caffeinate me.

Seriously though, i have an espresso machine. I'm pretty serious about coffee.

But don't be afraid of bitter. Damn good for your liver.
Good to know. I drink coffee pretty much all morning, and I love a hot latte, no flavoring added. In the evening I enjoy a couple nice IPAs. Maybe the medicinal benefits of coffee will keep my liver safe from the beer. ??
 

DreamRyderX

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A nun's sitting on a plane next to a priest & she's doing a crossword puzzle.

Puzzled, She says, "Father, what's a four-letter word ending in ‘u-n-t' that means a kind of woman?"

The priest says, "Simple my dear............Aunt."

The nun says, "Oh my, my......Father, have you got an eraser?"

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DreamRyderX

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A boy says to his father, "Daddy, what's a womans private parts look like?"

His father says, "Sonny, before making love, her privates looks like a beautiful pink rose, with soft, lovely petals, & the heavenly aroma of sweet perfume."

The boy says, "What about after making love Dad?"

His father says softly to the inquisitive boy,

"Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"


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HBS Guy

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A nun's sitting on a plane next to a priest & she's doing a crossword puzzle.

Puzzled, She says, "Father, what's a four-letter word ending in ‘u-n-t' that means a kind of woman?"

The priest says, "Simple my dear............Aunt."

The nun says, "Oh my, my......Father, have you got an eraser?"


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What is the word that begins with “F” and ends in “uck?”

Firetruck, of course!
 

SethBullock

Captain Bullock
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Wife - "Where the hell have you been?
You said you'd be done with golf by noon.

Husband - "I'm so sorry Honey. but you probably don't want to hear the reason.

Wife - "I want the truth, and I want it NOW !

Husband - "Fine. We finished in under 4 hours, quick beer in the Clubhouse, I hopped in the car, and would have been here at 12 on the Button...... On the way home, I spotted a girl half our age struggling with a flat tire.

I changed it in a jiffy, and next she's offering me money.

Of course I refuse it - then she tells me she was headed to the bar at the Sheraton - and begs me to stop so she can buy me a beer.

She's such a sweetie, I said yes.

Before you know it - one beer turned to three or four, and I guess we were looking pretty good to each other.

Then she tells me she has a room at the Sheraton less than 50 steps from our table. She suggested we get some privacy while pulling me by the hand.

Now I'm in her room....clothes are flying ..... the talking stopped....and we proceeded to have sex in every way imaginable. It must have gone on for hours because before I know it the clock says 5:30.

I jumped up, threw my clothes on, ran to the car, and here I am.

............ There. You wanted the truth....you got it.

Wife - "Bullshit! You played 36 holes, didn't you!
 
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