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There was a man from Darjeeling
Who boarded a bus at ealing
It said on the door
Please don’t spit on the floor
So he stood up and spat on the ceiling.

(Spike Milligan)


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A guy's in line at the supermarket when a blonde at the back of the line starts waving to him.

He doesn't recognize her, so he walks over and says, "I'm sorry, do I know you?"

She says, "I think you might be the father of one of my children."

He says, "Yow...are you the stripper from my bachelor party, who I banged on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped me with wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass?"

She says, "No, I think I'm your son's English teacher."



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Too much science. Just caffeinate me.

Seriously though, i have an espresso machine. I'm pretty serious about coffee.

But don't be afraid of bitter. Damn good for your liver.
8g coffee, 10 second extraction in the bigger cup gives a nice coffee with just a nice hint of bitterness. Will try 4g with the small cup.


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Yes, that only works with dogs.

Well, first up ... not true. You make friends with a cat and you know friendship.

But, unlike dogs, they only accept things on their terms. They are fiercely independent. They will judge you for how you behave and they will give affection conditionally. They will put their own needs and desires first. But they willlove you fiercely ... on their terms.

Not meaning you Monk, but i'm always a little suss on guys who don't like cats. Or can't appreciate cats. I wonder how they like strong, independent women.

Reminds me of a saying i once heard ... "Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs will just have to get used to that".
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