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johnsmith

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Two old ladies were one day sitting in the bingo hall talking about their grandkids

The first old lady says, 'I send my grandchildren a generous cheque every year on their birthday, but I never hear from them and they never visit'

The second old lady replies with ' I too send my grandchildren a generous cheque on their birthdays and they always call or visit me within a few days'

'How do you do it?' asks the first lady

"easy", says the second lady 'I just don't sign the cheques when I send them'
 

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I sent this in to my daughter….this reminds when my kids were younger… her big brother was strirring her a bit too much … when enough was enough and she went skitzoid and all I recall was she was like a helicopter… arms and legs all on the defence… he ran for his life and lesson learnt 🤣
 

johnsmith

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I sent this in to my daughter….this reminds when my kids were younger… her big brother was strirring her a bit too much … when enough was enough and she went skitzoid and all I recall was she was like a helicopter… arms and legs all on the defence… he ran for his life and lesson learnt 🤣

When I used to do karate (many years ago) we used to spar everyone in the class, sometimes even the instructor would join in. It didn't matter what belt you had but those of a higher grade were supposed to control their hits ... EVERYONE, the instuctor included, used to hate it when they had to spar with some of the girls. The girls always felt they had to go twice as hard and it would be a rare occasion when you finished sparing with one girl in particular, and didn't walk away with an injury. Often that injury drew blood. She too was tall and lanky and she had arms and legs flying every where.
 
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